Vote Zombie Reagan '08!

Vote: GIANT ROBOT NIXON!

May death come swiftly to his enemies.

Yippie yie yie yippie yippe yay!

Blixa Bargeld reads Hornbach - Bohrlochschlaemme

Blixa Bargeld reads Hornbach - Feuchtschaeden

Blixa Bargeld reads Hornbach - Fluginsektenvernichter

Blixa Bargeld reads Hornbach - Fuchsienstaemmchen

Blixa Bargeld reads Hornbach - Quarizpolygonalplatten

Blixa Bargeld reads Hornbach-Schlagbohrmaschine

Blixa Bargeld reads Hornbach - Hand drauf

Vee Dub, Representing Deutschland; un-pimp your auto.

Volkswagen: Un-pimp Your Ride I

Volkswagen: Un-pimp Your Ride II

Volkswagen: Un-pimp Your Ride III

Can you handle the POWER?

No, you can't.

I've started preliminary designs of my webpage for my band, Vorsichtig und Systematisch. I'm stealing pictures of Manda and Chris, and filing them there; under Smutty Propaganda.

Prepare for propagandist smut, Next Week. For everyone will know what POWER is.

Since everyone knows the FALSE PROPAGANDIST BULLSHIT of, "Power to the masses, man!" and "Rip the system"; I will have to make everyone use my slogans... Prepare for a smutty propaganda poster about what Vorsichtig und Systematisch is all about.

SMUT, NEXT WEEK. STAY TUNED KIDDIES.

VORSICHTIG *DASH* UND *DASH* SYSTEMASTISCH DOT LEMONCAKE DOT ORG

We have no need for DOT KOM'S! OR HUMANS.

SKIES OF GREY,
MOUNTAINS OF STEEL,
OCEANS OF LEAD.
OBEY!
SUBMIT!
FLESH IS OBSOLETE.
WE ARE SYSTEM.
VORSICH UND SYSTEMASTISCH.

*Beep* *BEEP* *Boop*
Over and Out,
VuS.

Don't give me that jive!

"NnnnnooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo! I don't wanna talk about monkeys!"